December 18, 2007

China Declares Beer And Pizza Offical Health Foods Of 2008 Games

Continuing its’ efforts to woo foreign visitors to the 2008 Chinese Summer Olympic Games, China’s Prime Minister Wen Jiabao signaled strongly in a meeting with top Communist officials Tuesday, he would move to make beer and pizza “the official health foods” of China.

The move came as no surprise to long-time China-watchers: “We know everything about China,” said long-time China-watcher Daniel Hellings, sitting beside his partner, Lauren. “If we didn’t know everything, they’d fire us.”

Newspapers and television carried little news of the Prime Minister’s new plans for amending the Chinese national diet. But there were subtle clues bold changes were afoot:

A gigantic banner for Dominoes Pizza was hung over the mammoth portrait of Communist China’s founding father, the much-revered Chairman Mao Tse-tung in the bustling Tiannamen Square ; the Forbidden City Starbucks posted fresh ads for Starbucks Pizza, a menu feature that was cut from menus only a few months earlier; members of the Peoples’ Chinese Revolutionary Army were seen instructing farmers on how to plant tomatoes, green peppers, and mushrooms in the Chinese countryside, in preparation for expected mass orders of the “Peoples’ Revolutionary Veggie Slice,” which is to be sold at Games events.

Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi congratulated Jiabao on his choice of pizza as China’s new national dish. “When I was a baby, my mother would give me, at first, just a tiny piece of pizza. And now, it has become a food for all the world – I am so happy,” he said, clearly overwhelmed.

December 7, 2007

From Start To Finish – Getting Your Blog Known

What’s the point of creating something no one is going to read?  At first, when I started putting my own blog together I didn’t really think about it; the whole thing was a challenge just to get off the ground. I have a feeling that’s how most bloggers get started – just using the Internet as if it was their own private diary.

But you soon realize that this notion is totally false: people are reading this thing that you’ve created. The second realization is you start wanting them to read it. Now that you’re at this stage and the novelty of merely writing posts for the sake of writing posts has passed, it’s time to start thinking about how to spread your genius over the Internet so it reaches as wide an audience as possible.

When I got to this stage I realized the importance of link-building. If you want people to stay interested in your blog, you have got to make certain you link like mad. Now that you’ve reached this point, the question of how to link and how to ensure you get the maximum amount of traffic to your blog becomes the key issue.

I found that V7n.com’s web directory was a life-saver in helping me put it all together. I got started blogging two years ago, and I’ve continued using their web directory to keep current on what’s going on in the world of SEO’s and link-building. It’s one of the best resources available to bloggers out there I think.